Great paragraph on the "amicable settlement" of Kissel v. Schwartz & Maines & Ruby Co., LPA, et al. (Ky. Cir. Ct.)

Here's a section from the Court's short order in this case, that no ruling from the Court is necessary since the parties came to an agreeable resolution on their own. Judge Martin J. Sheehan was obviously pleased with this result:

"And such news of an amicable settlement having made this Court happier than a tick on a fat dog because it is otherwise busier than a one legged cat in a sand box and, quite frankly, would have rather jumped naked off of a twelve foot step ladder into a five gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two week trial of the herein disputer, a trial which no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory..."

"The Clerk shall engage the services of a structural engineer to ascertain if the return of this file to the Clerk's office will exceed the maximum structural load of the floors of said office."